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Birthday Thoughts
   Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake
   A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age
   Forget about the past, you can't change it
Forget about the future, you can't predict it
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
   Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
and it said I needed an upgrade.
   Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
   Don't worry about temptation -- as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
   Real birthdays are not annual affairs.
Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth.
   You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
   If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.
   I'd stop eating cholocate, but I'm no quitter.
   Float like a butterfly, eat cake and ice cream like a birthday boy.
   Better to light a birthday candle than to curse the darkness.
   I know only two tunes: one of them is "Happy Birthday To You" and the other one isn't.
   The best thing about the future is that it will not come during my birthday party.
   Attention to health is a birthday party's greatest hindrance.
   Everything has been figured out, except what to do after the cake is eaten.
   Don't take life too seriously. You won't get out alive, so pass the cake.
   The only way to get rid of a temptation is to eat it.
   The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago . . . had they happened to be within the reach of the birthday guests.
   The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time
   When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not - Mark Twain.
   It takes more money to amuse today's children than it took to educate their parents. Anon.